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If you want a King, hire a King.
If you want a King, hire a King.
Hosting & Emcee Work
Hosting & Emcee Work
Put a mic in my hand and I'll run your event tigher than your favorite pair of jeans. Sharp timing, clean banter, and enough charm to keep even your driest crowd engaged.
Performance
Performance
Masc charisma. Rhythmic chaos. Theatrical confidence. My performances are part comedy, part masculinity fantasy, part "did he really just do that?"
Photo & Video Shoots
Photo & Video Shoots
Do you need a King with angles?
I've got you. Whether it's editorial, fashion, promo reels, or character work.
Variety Acts & Stage Roles
Variety Acts & Stage Roles
I do scripted shows, improv-heavy gigs, character hosting, and stage banter that feels like a stand-up set you didn't see coming.
Private Events
Private Events
Birthdays, anniversaries, bachelor/ette parties, queer family gatherings--If you want someone who can flirt, hype, and entertain.
Community/Charity
Community/Charity
Yes, I show up for community work in the right circumstances. I treat it with heart. I'm still funny even when inspirational.
BOOKING REQUIREMENTS
BOOKING REQUIREMENTS
When submitting your request, include:
Event Date & Time
Venue & Location
Type of Booking
Budget
Tech needs (lighting, sound, etc)
Whether you want soft flirtation, medium menace, or full masc chaos
You'll get a response with rates, availability, and next steps.
Deposits are required to secure dates.
Because Kings don't chase people--they get booked.
⭐ RULES FOR ATTENDING A CUNNING STUNT SHOW
⭐ RULES FOR ATTENDING A CUNNING STUNT SHOW
“I don’t ask for much. Just respect, honesty, and a crowd that knows how to scream.”
“I don’t ask for much. Just respect, honesty, and a crowd that knows how to scream.”
1. Don’t Touch Me Unless I Touch You First.
1. Don’t Touch Me Unless I Touch You First.
I’m a king, not a petting zoo.
Hands off the belt, the chest, the arms—
and God forbid, the beard.
2. Tips Are Encouraged, Not Optional.
2. Tips Are Encouraged, Not Optional.
You’re enjoying the show?
Prove it.
Energy needs reciprocation, and my rent needs assistance.
3. If I Roast You, Take It Like an Adult.
3. If I Roast You, Take It Like an Adult.
If the joke hits, congratulations.
If it hits too hard, consider therapy.
Either way—you’re welcome.
4. If You Want a Photo, Just Ask.
4. If You Want a Photo, Just Ask.
Don’t sneak a picture.
My face deserves consent and good lighting.
5. Don’t Interrupt the Act.
5. Don’t Interrupt the Act.
I love enthusiasm.
I don’t love commentary.
Let me do the entertaining, and you do the reacting.
6. Respect the Tech Crew.
6. Respect the Tech Crew.
You mess with sound and lights, you mess with the entire show—
and then you mess with me.
Don’t do that.
7. Drinks Up, Phones Down.
7. Drinks Up, Phones Down.
Live in the moment.
If you’re on your phone during my performance, I’m assuming you’re texting your therapist.
8. Save Your Masculinity Questions.
8. Save Your Masculinity Questions.
No, I don’t want to “compare beards.”
No, you can’t “borrow my vibe.”
Yes, I really am this charismatic.
9. Don’t Ask What My Real Job Is.
9. Don’t Ask What My Real Job Is.
This is the job.
And I’m damn good at it.
10. Leave Your Insecurities at the Door.
10. Leave Your Insecurities at the Door.
I radiate masculinity, confidence, humor, and charm.
If any of that intimidates you…
good.
Now sit back and enjoy the show.
"An absolute stud when I see him at Club Cumming in Manhattan." - Random Patron
"An absolute stud when I see him at Club Cumming in Manhattan." - Random Patron
⭐ CUNNING STUNT — FAQ
⭐ CUNNING STUNT — FAQ
“Frequently Asked Questions… because apparently people need instructions.”
“Frequently Asked Questions… because apparently people need instructions.”
🔹 Do you travel?
🔹 Do you travel?
Yeah, I travel.
Put me on a stage in any city and I’ll still look like the best mistake you ever made.
Just cover travel, lodging, and per diem.
I don’t sleep on couches unless we’re dating — and we’re not.
🔹 What are your rates?
🔹 What are your rates?
My rates depend on the gig, the distance, the time commitment, and how much emotional labor you’re about to dump on me.
If you want premium king energy, expect premium pricing.
No “exposure,” no “free drinks,” no “we’ll pay you in vibes.”
I take cash, not compliments.
🔹 What kind of shows do you do?
🔹 What kind of shows do you do?
Hosting, lip-syncs, comedy numbers, masc illusion, variety acts, character work, flirting with your crowd — whatever fits the night.
Think: swagger, humor, and a little mischief.
If you want acrobatics, I’ll need advance notice and probably a waiver.
🔹 Are you nice?
🔹 Are you nice?
I’m professional.
Nice is extra.
If you want warmth, I can turn it on.
If you want sarcasm, it comes free of charge.
Either way, you’re in good hands — I just won’t hold your hand.
🔹 Can we take photos together?
🔹 Can we take photos together?
Absolutely.
Just ask first so I can hit the right angle.
If you sneak a picture, you better pray your camera blurs out the betrayal.
🔹 What do you need from the venue?
🔹 What do you need from the venue?
A private or semi-private changing area, good lighting, proper sound, water, a secure place to store my bag, and staff who aren’t allergic to queer people.
A stool is nice.
A fan is excellent.
Respect is mandatory.
🔹 Do you do corporate gigs?
🔹 Do you do corporate gigs?
Yes.
I can behave.
I just choose not to unless you specifically request it in writing.
🔹 Do you work with other performers?
🔹 Do you work with other performers?
Of course.
Kings, queens, creatures — I play well with others.
Especially if they give me space to shine.
(And they will. Trust.)
🔹 Are you single?
🔹 Are you single?
Emotionally?
Schedule-wise?
Tax-filing-wise?
Let’s just say: it’s complicated.
If you’re asking because you want to flirt — relax, I’ll flirt first.
🔹 How far in advance should I book you?
🔹 How far in advance should I book you?
Two to four weeks is ideal, but if you’ve got a last-minute slot and the check is cute, miracles can happen.
🔹 What happens if I cancel?
🔹 What happens if I cancel?
Deposits are non-refundable.
Cancel within 72 hours and you’re still paying the full rate.
I respect your time — you respect mine.
🔹 Can you tone it down for family-friendly events?
🔹 Can you tone it down for family-friendly events?
I can.
I won’t enjoy it.
But I can.
🔹 What’s one thing people always get wrong about you?
🔹 What’s one thing people always get wrong about you?
They think I’m intimidating.
I’m actually very sweet —
once you get past the confidence, the charisma, the jawline, and the chaos.
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